blessed~

blessed.yes i am.i have always felt so.but not till this kind of feeling faded when i start to take it for granted.

why i am blessed.
- i am blessed though i whine about my poor results, but because through this i know how smart and awesome my FATHER in heaven is.
- i am blessed though i swear at times, but that shows how much imperfect i am while i have a GOD that is perfect.
- i am blessed though i can get impatient when talking to some people, but that shows much more patient Jesus is.

YES.i am blessed and should not take all this for granted.

i am also blessed cox i was just mentioning about a shirt i like when was shopping yesterday.and guessed what?parents bought it for me.woaw.its a TopMen shirt costing...the value is not important=) its the thought.i was just mentioning and not insistent in buying it.mum says, "u like it so much then buy lo, since u don't have much shirts." i mean woaw.from here i see how much they dear me.wait.no.not through material means,but how much they care about my thoughts.i am never spoilt.at times i don't get the things i want,but i know,at the very least,my words are heard,my thoughts are understood.

INDEED.i am very very blessed.i should take this as a real reminder to myself.

i have once forgotten how much blessed i am.i should always know that i am blessed.

people,
"dear your parents more than they dear you
do not have the thought of <3ing color="#66ffff">that's selfish."

give thanks to God for everything,hold a thankful heart living each and everyday because its already a blessing that we still can live one more day on Earth,because of Him...

life.GOD.life

many experience sweet moments with people they treasure in their life, yet many troubles over tribulations in life too. so let's have a re-examine...oh no.not a re-examine but a reminder about what life is.

life.
what is life?
who can give the full explanation of what life is?
and who determines who explains it?

life.
life is like a bottle, water is added in so that the bottle has its uses, if not its a worthless bottle, worthless life.
life is like a game, where we find enjoyment in certain things we do and we feel all the pleasantness.
life is like a dartboard, we are like the darts that always take aim at the bulls eye to get to the core of life.
life is like an onion, some people's life is such a wonderful testimony to others at the end of the day, but the process of going through it can be tearful, just like cutting an onion.

so what is life actually?all the above are just some lousy illustrations,or maybe there are a few good ones.but...

life in real is about GOD.
GOD is life, GOD is love, God is GOD.

i don't say GOD for no reason.but...

GOD was the one who created heaven and earth and breathe life into us.
before we are humans, we were sand.
before we are something, we were nothing.
GOD made us into something, something so special in His image.
GOD gave us life, and yet He sacrificed his life on the cross for our sins, and He came alive after 3 days.
and..GOD wants us to live a life like Him as possible as we can when we are on Earth.

people you see, everything about life revolves around GOD.John 3:16 says,"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son and whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have?eternal life!" the number of times the word life appear in the Bible is just uncountable. therefore i say:

GOD is the ultimate answer towards what life is.

you have always known this answer don't you? just that you have not reminded yourselves about it >_<

2:19 and missin' pool

With one eye on the clock
And one on the phone
It's 5:19
I'm feeling alone
If I could talk to you
I want you to know
I'm holding loose
But ain't letting go~



it's 5:19.no it it's 2:19, and i am still up.gosh i am having chem paper tomorrow.past papers suck ballz.i know its crude language.i can't give a whole lot of damn.

i missed playing pool.missed it so much.my hands are itchy now gosh!it's been a month,i scared i dropped standard man.one day alex have to acc me to play.after BT2.

man my hands are real itchy.ahh...freak.

what if i leave, and u are wrong?

[hi.I am Optimus Prime.]

hair cut + skul&exams are starting tomorrow.
enough to describe how i feel now.

moments of brilliance

life's a biatch,life's a jerk.
i don't know how to start and i don't know the real work.

commands, discontentments, complains,
which one have i not heard about.
consulatations, discipline, commitments,
are the ones i need to workout.

man! how i wish i am a bird, flying back to where i was standing here.
oh~no.i want it to stop right here.
no~no.i want it to end right here, right here.

"freak! just get me out of this hell",
how much i wish i could yell,
yell so loudly across the green patches
so i could open up and see the brilliant touches.
brilliant touches of God, oh how brilliant.

GOD I LOVE U AND I NEED U

He created us in his image, in his own kind,
His touches were so gracefully, amazingly fine.
He created U,
He created ME,
He created U & ME.

if only i was smarter than Einstein,
that i would have worked things out earlier,
if only i could be hardworkingly blind,
then i wouldn't have let myself fall into this shithole danger.
if only...
if...

life's a biatch,life's a jerk.
i don't know how to end and i don't know the real work.

what is <3?

What is love?

Is it a feeling or an emotion.
No, it is more, it is a feel of security,
One that will last forever, 24/7 in motion.

For some love is earned,
For others it falls naturally upon them, a hard truth to learn.

Love is something that if given time and a little hope can last through the ages.
Love is something that you feel for a person, a person worth the battle of wages.

I believe that if given time everyone can find their only one.
I know I have one.



.GOD.

originally by *** (tak tau siapa)
minor editing by -rEuBeN- xoxo

---You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.--- *wink wink*

Count The Number...

peeps,try counting the number of people in this animated pic below...=)

the answer is 0 people.

they are all stickman bodoh!

but the number of stickmans are 13.wahaha.

cold "blonde" jokes *if u are real bored~*

-Smart Married Blonde-(smart==)
There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he’s at work.

When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what’s going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket.

The husband said, “Darling, so sweet of you! I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?”

The blonde responds, “When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said ‘FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!’”

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-New Sports Car-(another smart one ==)
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it.

Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats.He turns around and sees she’s smiling.
So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car.He looks back to see that she’s laughing. He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires.He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down.

He demands, “What’s so funny?”
She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”

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-Game Of Intelligence-(this is when the blonde is reli smart xoxo)
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

Then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?” Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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-Blonde Contest-
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions.

On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, “What is 59 + 2?”
The first blonde contestant responded by saying, “57?”
The rest of the blondes said, “Give her another chance, give her another chance!”

Then they asked, “What is 15 - 5?”
The blonde responded, “20, right?”
Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, “Give her another chance, give her another chance!”

The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, “What is 1 + 2?”
“3?” said the blonde.
The rest of the blondes said, “Give her another chance, give her another chance!”

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-Ice Fishing- (LOLS!!!)
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”.

So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.

So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says “Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”

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-Blonde Patient In Pain- (nice one)
A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over."
She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts."
She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."
The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?"
She replied, "Yes."
The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

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-Nude Painting-
Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he’d been recommended to paint him in the nude.
"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don”t do that sort of thing."
"But what if I double your fee?" he pleaded.
"Nope, sorry. Won’t do it."
"How about I give you five times what you normally get?”
"Oh, okay then," said the artist, "but I’m keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes."

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-Exposed Breast- (ok this is real funny.hahax)
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks,

"Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.
"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."
"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I must have left my baby on the bus!"

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-No Exit- (oOo oOo)
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her.She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room.

"You can’t get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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-Blonde On Blonde- (double blonde...this is cute~)
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It’s square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop."

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-51 Days- (gosh this is cold==)
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What’s all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

ill-treatment can be fun?!

had a hard bite on my own tongue while doing chin-ups in the evening.ass.was counting to my 8th and my chin went too high up till when i came down i knocked on the bar.tada!started bleeding moments after that and blood was reli pouring out.gosh.100% tardness.

a pain in the ass.

huh.so wondering what's the link of this title with what i wanna say?no link.nah i am not ill-treating myself by biting my own tongue.LOLS.who does(that's sick).its about the vid below!

ok here's the vid found through blog-hopping, youtube link.take some minutes to entertain urself with the stupidity of what a father can do to his own child.the more amuzing thing is that his kids finds pleasure in them.now this is bizarre.

mmm might be time wasting~but dun kill me after watching cox its total rubbish acts.i wouldn't wish to be his kid.serious.

anyways presenting to you, "Happy Father's Day from the Shay-TARDS!"

for fascination, for laughs.

watch this 1st, for fascination...

fascinated by her amazing angel-like voice?
now watch this, for laughs...

=) dun ask me why it's so stupid xoxo

ciaoz.